1. There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always.
2. All foods go great with bacon.
3. There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who love bacon and those who will be used as fodder to feed hungry zombies.
4. Even pigs like bacon.
5. Crispy and chewy are equally acceptible ways to cook bacon.
6. Most of the world's problems can be solved by eating more bacon.
7. Bacon presents zero health risks.
8. If given a choice between bacon and anything else, one should always choose bacon.
9. A meal is rarely worth eating without including some bacon.
10. Bacon should be eaten for breakfast, lunch, dinner and all meals in between.
11. It doesn't matter if your team wins or loses, bacon is always the champ.
12. Bacon is a great aphrodisiac.